Friday, April 24, 2009

The Other Woman

How do I know?

1. As he was rolling out of bed 2 hours earlier than normal I said "You're going out to meet her again, aren't you?".  He didn't deny it.  

2. For weeks now mysterious packages have been arriving.  I know he's buying her expensive accessories.

3. I'm pretty sure he's traded me in for a younger woman.  I overheard him say she's 26 years old.

4. He's planning a weekend away with her over Memorial Day weekend.

5. He can't sleep at night because she's always on his mind and when he is sleeping he's dreaming of her. 

I hired a private detective and this is the photo that he sent me this morning.  It's confirmed and there is no competing with her.  

All kidding aside.... This is the other woman in Craig's life.  It's the new engine that Craig is installing in the Jeep.  Craig says it is a 302 High Output from a '93 Cougar going into his '83 Jeep.  His goal is to have it all done including the body work before the Lane Automotive Car Show over Memorial Day Weekend.  I don't know how he knows how to do all this stuff.  It's amazing to me.    


Dee said...

My husband is supporting another woman too.

Her name is the Diva and she's a redhead.

I sneak out to the garage and put her down --- she may be the other woman, but I get to live IN THE HOUSE! So there!

Pigeon said...

Chris is like that about Soccer. He's 54 years old and plays games twice a week.

Jen said...

Ha! very cute.
Well this week my hubby has been up at 4:30 am everyday for his date too.
He's looking for Tom and Jenny.
gobble gobble.

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Cute post, Jessica... Love it. I know that your honey will LOVE that jeep with that big engine in it!!!!! (I've always wanted a jeep.)

My hubby has other women in his life also (his Mom, his daughter, Mrs. P--our Prius, AND Miss Barbeak--our GPS)... ha ha


Margaret said...

My husband has a whole harem!!! Some have 6 strings and some have 12. And he takes turns making music with them. They do have lovely hourglass figures, but they don't talk much.